AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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