Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I think your dad took our porno
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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