dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
