Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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