I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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