great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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