Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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