I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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