I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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