I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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