Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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