Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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