ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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