God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So vagazzling was a success
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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