i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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