Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Randomize
