Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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