After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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