my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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