It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Never underestimate the power of titties
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