Don't you send me to vm
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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