Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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