ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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