glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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