if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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