You made me cry and you don't even care
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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