I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So apparently I’m into choking now
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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