To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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