Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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