And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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