I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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