In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
how drunk are you?
Several
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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