Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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