ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
is it fun? or sober?
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