I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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