i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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