I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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