The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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