TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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