wrigley field is MILF paradise
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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