I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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