i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm having to shit out rocks
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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