I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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