Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Green mimosas i think yes
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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