therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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