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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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