Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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