my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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