the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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