dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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