I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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