who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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