He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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