But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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