Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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