let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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