we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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